Club: FC Barcelona (not the one in Ecuador)

Photo subjects: Barca Dad overcompensates for his own father’s detachment and ensures that this father-son outing upholds Park Slope parenting stereotypes. When this kid rebels, let’s hope it’s with weed and beer and not Real Madrid.

Location: Park Slope, a scrubbed and comfy Brooklyn neighborhood where  molly-fueled Bushwick freelance hipsters move when they turn 30 and settle into salaried positions at Lower Manhattan data analytics start-ups; a neighborhood famous for ultra-involved, breastfeed-til-puberty attachment parenting