We’ve got a pretty confused cab driver here on the BQE.

Representing Barcelona AND Real Madrid? I’d be concerned about his decision-making if I were in a rush.

Does he still use one of those dashboard-mounted GPS devices? Would he ever merge from the on-ramp? Would he change lanes to reach the exit? Does he know which direction to drive on a one-way street? Would he take you to LaGuardia when you told him JFK?

Can’t equivocate on these roads.

The confused cab reminds me of a guy I saw in a Celtics jersey and Lakers shorts at NBA Day in Madrid in 2011: